Revenge Roasting. Regret Nothing.
Send a shitty bag of coffee with their face and shame on it.
Totally anonymous. Always brutal. Free shipping included.
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How It Works
Upload Their Mug
Got a pic? Great. Make sure it’s awful. We’ll crop it like it’s getting canceled.
Submit Their Offense
Tell us what they did. Be honest. Be brutal. Bonus points for pettiness.
We Roast & Ship
We design the bag, roast the beans, and deliver sweet vengeance to their door. You stay anonymous. Always.
Who Deserves a Cup of Shame?
Call out anyone who’s ever wronged you, annoyed you, scammed you, ghosted you, or just gave you the ick. No one is safe. Shame is served hot.
The One Who Owes You $$$
Still “waiting on that refund.” Still shady.
Stole Your Vape
At the club. Never returned. Vaped in your honor.
Ghosted You
Then liked your story 3 months later.
Karaoke Hog
Sang all 9 minutes of Bohemian Rhapsody. Alone.
Red Flag Factory
But “you just didn’t understand them.”
Crypto Bro
Told you to HODL while he sold at a loss.
Spiritual Gaslighter
Blamed Mercury retrograde for being an ass.
That Boss
Said “we’re a family” before layoffs.
Real Roasts. Real Regret (Not Yours).
Our customers have no chill — and no regrets. Here’s what they had to say after anonymously roasting their enemies in a bag.
"I sent my ex a roast after he cheated *and* took the dog. His new girl called me laughing. 10/10."
– Anonymous, NYC
"My crypto bro cousin got a ‘HODL this L’ roast. He put it on his shelf like a trophy. Iconic."
– Totally Not A Family Member
"The packaging. The pettiness. The premium roast. My toxic ex-bestie cried. I smiled."
– Verified Roast Sender
"I sent one anonymously to my boss. He asked the whole team ‘who did it.’ We all lied. Worth it."
Featured Roast Bags
These legendary bags have earned their place on the Wall of Shame. Pick your poison or create your own.
You Ask, We Spill the Beans ☕
Yes. We've had lawyers look at it. More than once. Still legal. Still hilarious.
More anonymous than your ex’s burner IG account. We don’t expose you, ever.
Go digital. $1 roast email — instant regret for them, instant profit for you.
Medium roast. Smooth. Balanced. Unlike their last three relationships.
Only if you sign it. Or stare at them too hard when the package arrives.
Yes. And you're technically the hero in this story. You're welcome.
Matte black. Custom gold label. Looks like judgment, tastes like revenge.
$35 for the full roast. $1 for the digital sting. That’s cheaper than therapy and saltier than a blocked DM.
No, but we highly recommend it. Especially if it's unflattering. Extra shame points.
Then you’re evolving. Congrats. Also, no refunds — only roasts.
Roasted, labeled, and shipped in 2–3 days. Faster than karma, hotter than your ex's temper.
We currently ship within the U.S. International shame coming soon.
Yes. Just don’t submit it from the office Wi-Fi, you rebel.
Absolutely. Self-awareness is sexy. Self-roast is sacred.
Easy. Tap that “Start the Roast” button and let the pettiness pour.
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